Tuesday, April 29, 2014

A Big Time Fuck-Up-To-Be


I know this blog is usually rife with my depressed musings or cryptic natter about the people I currently hate, but today I will be commenting on something really important: How badly DC is mishandling its cinematic universe. 

Growing up, I was much more familiar with the DC Comics universe than I was with Marvel's. I mean, apart from the X-Men and Spider-man, I wasn't too familiar with now-famous characters like Hawkeye and Black Widow. Or for that matter even Iron Man. (To be honest, I knew more about Ant-Man than I did Iron Man. And Thor was mostly a joke.) 

Meanwhile, over in DC-verse resided my all-time favourite comic book hero (or anti-hero) - Batman. Even casual comic book fans know Superman, Wonder Woman, the Flash and Aquaman. 

The difference has been in the movie universe. The Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU henceforth) was masterfully set up under the guidance of Kevin Feige from the start. Even movies that didn't work too well (notably the first two Hulk movies) were interesting. 

Enough virtual ink has been devoted to why MCU is has been successful; from choosing great scriptwriters and directors, to casting the right actors (starting with Robert Downey Jr.) and picking the right comic book arcs (most notably the Winter Soldier arc from Captain America) to bring to the cinema, Kevin Feige has made a series of right decisions. However, the decision that I think deserves the most credit is the one that allowed MCU to build a world, with rules and over-arching villains and heroes that could co-exist. Each superhero was fleshed out but still belonged to the same world as all the others. That is no mean feat. 

Meanwhile, over at DC, apart from a few good choices, all I can see is the squandering of great comic book properties. To be fair, Arrow on the CW (a TV show based on the Green Arrow comics, for the uninitiated) is great. It may even be responsible for a successful spin-off in the form of the Flash, who is a truly beloved character from the comics. And of course, it goes without saying that the Christopher Nolan's Batman movies were stellar, with the second being an absolute masterpiece (and arguably the greatest comic book movie ever made).

HOWEVER, with news emerging in the last week about DC giving Zack Snyder the keys to the kingdom, a la Joss Whedon over at MCU, I am now truly afraid for what is to come. 

Snyder directed last year's Man of Steel and is now scheduled to direct Batman vs. Superman as well as a Justice League movie to release in 2017. 

First off, Man of Steel was just awful. I mean plain terrible. The last 40 minutes of the movie is just one long rampage that was directed with all the subtlety of a drag show. Most people left the theatre with a headache. Henry Cavill, and I am sorry in advance to anyone who liked him in the movie, was an abysmal Superman. I will reserve judgement on Ben Affleck and Gal Gadot as Batman and Wonder Woman because I know nerds (like me) often have a reputation for losing their shit online over casting choices for their favourite comic book characters and then having to eat their words at a performance like Heath Ledger in as The Joker (in case you didn't know or don't remember, us nerds lost our ever-loving minds when he was cast). 

My bigger problem is with Zack Snyder. He is well-known for fetishizing women in his movies, with some feminists going so far as to claim that he outright indulges in rape fantasies in many of his films. How can he possibly be allowed to have a hand in bringing to life the greatest female superhero i.e. Wonder Woman? Compare that to Whedon who was responsible for writing one of the best, most kick-ass, feminist heroes in Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Snyder also has a very heavy hand and is not too well known for developing characters with nuance and complications. Whereas, DC has some of the most complex characters in its universe. My fear is that his Batman will just be a billionaire who beats up bad guys at night (in a highly-stylized manner, no doubt; another major criticism leveled against Snyder has been his emphasis on style over substance) instead of the broken man who saw his parents killed before him and developed a complex moral code as a result. 

His Superman has already proven to be an angsty whine-machine who did not seem to hesitate to snap his antagonist's neck. Now, this point is worth discussing. I didn't have as much of a problem as other fans when Superman killed General Zod at the end of Man of Steel. My issue was that it came in the first movie itself and that too without taking pains to establish Superman's sense of responsibility and his highly-rigid honour code. He is referred to as Boy Scout in the comics because he is adamant that he will not kill. In fact, many Justice League stories have been born from his vast divergence in morality from Batman. Snyder did not establish this moral code and instead just showed him violating it. We should have been shown what a very big deal it is that Superman had to resort to killing someone and what kind of toll that could take on him.

Finally, DC hasn't taken pains to develop a universe before jumping straight away into a Justice League movie. How are casual fans supposed to know who Cyborg is? Which version of Aquaman will they be presenting and what will his character be like? And will characters like the Green Arrow and The Flash appear in the movie even though they exist in a parallel universe on TV shows?

So, here's the thing, I am very unhappy with the choices made over at DC and had to put down all my objections. I doubt any of the people that read this blog care as deeply about this stuff as I do. Still, it's worth mentioning. I'm not one to solicit feedback on my weird rants, but in this particular case, if you read this blog, comment and let me know what comic book movies you like and why.