Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Money!

What the fuck is the deal with money anyway?? Why does everything have to start and end with money? Even as I am saying this, I realize how hypocritical I am being, complaining about money I hope to spend in order to secure qualifications that will earn me more money.

Well c'est la vie, but it doesn't mean I have to like it.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Reindeer - yum!!

So who really knew that reindeer were considered food? All those ardent christmas fanatics, close your eyes and shut your ears, the following is not for you!! Rudolph is considered lunch, and dinner, and breakfast and any other meal you can think of, in Lapland ( the concept of which is yet to be explained to me, not that I could understand anyway, my geography skills being what they are). Reindeer are herded and bred and milked and skinned and basically form the basis of an entire life for an whole nomadic people. It's like they're cows or something!!

This fantastic piece of info was, of course, gleaned from watching Anthony Bourdain, chef extraordinaire, and also an adventure eating, foul-mouthed, chain smoking, hilarious New Yorker of French origin. The man loves his pizza as much as his soup made from reindeer blood. And I love the guy. Now, If you are one of the only two people that read my blog regularly, then you might think that I fall in love quite often but, this man is worth mentioning.

Alright then, glad to have brought you this report just in time to spread some Yuletide joy!!

Saturday, December 02, 2006

James Dean






I'm in love with a dead man!!! Granted, he's the coolest dead man that ever lived, the rebel without a cause and all that jazz, but still people, I'm in love with a dead man. A shrink would say that I was protecting my feelings by unconsciously seeking out an unavailable man, but look at him!! Wouldn't you be?

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Who reads anymore?

Why doesn't anyone read anymore?

Sunday, November 12, 2006

The car of my current dreams

This, Children, is the car of my dreams. It is the 2007 Lamborghini Gallardo Nera, and it will my mine one day!!!!!!!

Saturday, November 11, 2006

About me

Alls well I s'pose, anxiety attacks aside. Life's takin a tumble and this is the closest I will ever come to sharing my life wth another person, even if it is thru the medium of an inanimate object and the world wide web. Life's great and a bitch, and as usual I am stuck somewhere in the middle, living it in songtitles.

I am on the brink of change and greatness and all I can think about is clothes!!! I need suggestions, so you special person that I am talking to, help!!

That's the fantastic thing about this blog, I am talking to no one and everyone and you in particular.

I love you when you dance... So pure...

muaaaah!!!!

Republicans have ass handed back on platter

So, apparently George Bush is not the most popular man in Washington DC these days, or anywhere else, for that matter. The Republican party was comprehensively beaten by the Democrats, who now control the Senate as well as the House of Representatives. My happiness knows some bounds. I am not all in favour of the Democrats, mind you, but I think that George Bush's dog is better than him, so Hillary Rodham Clinton might not such a bad president make.

I can only hope that this is a sign of things to come, that is the coming elections in 2008 in the US, the homophobic,xenophobic,anti-progressive,anti-science, gun-toting,redneck Republicans are completely wiped out!!!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

George Bush

I sometimes think that I go overboard with the whole "Fuck you, George Bush" thing, but honestly, how stupid can one man, any man be? Especially when he is in such a position of power! And, I would like to meet each person who voted for him personally and smack them upside the head, I mean once is enough but what voting public would re-elect the man who can not even pronounce the name of the country that he is invading??

For the last time dingbat, it's not I-Rack, it's Iraq!!!

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Why I write

This World sucks!! The fucking American Government is determined to run this world!!
The American public is being strung along like a bunch of pomeranians on crack by the many adventures of Britney Spears and the Brangelina bunch!!! It is my intention to ensure that atleast the interested few maintain a dialogue about what really is happening.

And if that sounds boring, I also intend to throw in a lot of colourful language and write intermittently about my escapades in the pursuit of my driving license and a decent education!!!

SO, FUCK YOU GEORGE BUSH!!!!