And, no, I'm not talkin about an Extreme song. Let us for a moment pause to discuss the woeful lack of men in my life. There are literally none. There's my brother, who, is well, a comprehensive ass. There is an ex-best friend, who, as should be obvious by his title, is no longer in my life. and then there is a much adored ex-boyfriend, who i have not heard from since i moved nations.
So, we return to the fact that there are no men. One poor, unfortunate drunk Srilankan boy worked up the courage to ask me out, only to be shot down, and be mistakenly identified to my friends as Punjabi. What can I tell ya, the world is a fucked up place!!
What do I do now?? I am in the most expensive city in the world, and a nice, rich, good-looking boyfriend is just the ticket, non?
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