Sunday, July 08, 2007

DRUNK MOTHERFUCKING MORONS

Have I ever mentioned how much I hate drunk people? Alcohol turns perfectly rational human beings into unreasonable, slovenly, stupid creatures, who can not see past their own drunken little toes!! And now I must contend with a whole legion of them, not only being intoxicated in all the glory of Smirnoff, Bacardi and JD, but must also tolerate their taunts about my sobriety and seeming lack of abandon. To this I say, absolutely nothing can sell me on the benefits of alcohol, least of all, your behaviour right now. I can barely manage to not throw up on the people I encounter when they are sober and they are intelligent enough to stay the fuck out of my way, but when they are inebriated, and can not tell head from toe, I just want to slay them all.

You dumb, dumb class A arseholes, I have seen people I love drunk, and I hate them in that moment as much as I hate George Bush, what makes you think you sad excuses for human beings would merit treatment that even my close friends do not get???

1 comment:

Mercury said...

First - Did NOT know you felt this way about this.

I've been called a prude SOOO many times for my simple refusal 'to let go and just have fun' a.k.a act like a complete imbecile.

There is NOTHING I can't stand more than someone who is drunk (or high )

To wilfully indulge in an activity that slows down your brain !! Can't think of anything worse!

Jeez if you don't know moderation, don't touch the stuff!!

Oh and I know the feeling - to look at your dearest friend drunk and positively be repelled by how pitiful they suddenly seem while trying to put those thoughts out of your head because you love them and don't want hurt - by letting them know how you really feel at that moment..